Unpublished Harper’s Bazaar(China) Jensen photoshoots
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I’m dead! Thank you so much for the pics!
One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.
Happy birthday to me
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
johnny depp is me
I would be a 10/10 girlfriend. Always willing to snug, bake you things or make you dinner, just chill, satisfy your needs, let you grab the booty, and let you choke and spank me
reblogging myself because this is still 100% true
like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry