I wish that I could wake up with amnesia, forget about the stupid little things. Like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you, the memories I never can escape.
wait for it
kids are literally just little drunk people
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
i believe that’s called “resting bitchface”
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
this was the moment I completely fell in love with Dean Winchester
sub as fuck