I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
I’ve been super happy lately and I just returned from Florida today which was really nice. My next few days are super busy though and then I have a bunch of summer work to do before school starts but outside of that I’m very content with life
Also, Eminem was amazing but yes okay
so i just noticed there wasn’t a dick in my mouth… kinda upset
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
i can help whoever’s next
Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
Laverne Cox is everything.
The difference between her reacting appropriately to Beyoncé and the Kardashian/Jenners looks of pure boredom is astonishing. If you wanna have a stink ass attitude, stay the fuck home
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.