want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.
wow i’m so picky for an ugly person
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.
if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong
This makes me extremely content.
Twenty One Pilots- Car Radio
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS